Mr Moesby and Miss Tutweiller walk into the corridor. They stop abrubtly, making faces due to a bad smell.
MR MOESBY
Uh! It reeks!
He pulls out his pocket hanky which is instantly replaced by a new one. Miss Tutweiller then pull that one out which is, again, replaced. They start to walk towards a door and two men in bright orange safety suits are seen.
MR MOESBY
(Pointing at the door) Oh, this is where its coming from. Ok, who is responsible for this?
A group of students is seen laughing and giving high fives to Zack. The students quickly run away, leaving Zack.
MR MOESBY
Why do I even bother to ask? What were you thinking?!
ZACK
Well, Mr Akapenny questioned my ability to create a chemical reaction so…
MISS TUTWEILLER
To prove you could you set off a stink cloud in the class?
ZACK
Exactly! I think it’s worthy of an A.
Mr Moesby and Miss Tutweiller ignore Zack and move back towards the door.
MR MOESBY (to the men in safety suits)
Alright gentlemen, I want you to be careful in there. No human could stand even a whiff of this toxic air.
Woody walks out of the classroom eating chocolate cake.
WOODY
Hey guys. What’s goin’ on?
Woody walks off. Zack, Mr Moesby and Miss Tutweiller stare at him, shocked and confused.
***
OPENING CREDITS
***
In the classroom. Zack is sitting at a desk while Miss Tutweiller and Mr Moesby walk in circles around him.
ZACK
So, how long a detention are we talkin’ here?
MR MOESBY
Permanent! Until the day you graduate, which I’m not convinced will ever happen so it is (waves finger at Zack) per-ma-nent!
MISS TUTWEILLER
No, that’s punishing me. I’m the one that has to stay after class with him.
ZACK
And you’ve done nothing wrong so no detention. Good talk guys.
Zack moves to leave but Miss Tutweiller stops him.
MISS TUTWEILLER
Not so fast. I know what we need to do.
MR MOESBY
(gasps) ooo…do you have a plan more devious more sinister?
Mr Moesby and Miss Tutweiller move away from Zack to discuss his punishment.
MISS TUTWEILLER
Yes, we are going to give him a position of authority.
Mr Moesby look unimpressed.
MR MOESBY
I’d rather just throw him in the brigg. (Miss Tutweiller looks confused) Well, no one has to know.
MISS TUTWEILLER
I meant, we are going to make Zack the hall monitor.
MR MOESBY
Oh that’s a great idea, and while we’re at it why don’t we put Woody in carge of the ships chocolate frosting supply?!
MISS TUTWEILLER
It’s a well know fact that when rebellious teenagers are put ina position of authority, it often turns them into model citizens!
MR MOESBY
Hmm, did you happen to read that on the inside of a juice cap?
MISS TUTWEILLER
You are a cynical little man. (Mr Moesby gasps.) I am an educator, not a warden.
MR MOESBY
Well, you’re wearing the stripes.
Miss Tutweiller walks away frustrated. They then both walk back to Zack.
MISS TUTWEILLER
Zack, instead of doing time in detention, we are going to give you community service.
ZACK
Ugh, that sounds like helping people. Can’t you just throw me in the brigg?
MR MOESBY
(in a childish voice) Two against one!
***
On the sky deck Cody is collecting towels as Bailey walks by.
BAILEY
Hey Cody.
CODY
Oh, hey Bailey, my shifts almost over. You got a second to hang out?
BAILEY
I can’t, I’m late for Physics. Oh but my Mandarin class doesn’t start till Liǎng diǎn bàn.
CODY
Two thirty? I can’t. I’m tutoring till 4. But I’m free after that?
BAILEY
I can’t. I have an interview at a new boutique on the plaza deck.
CODY
What? Well you can’t get a job, we’ll never see each other.
BAILEY
I need money. My parents couldn’t send my allowance cause of those evil weevils.
CODY
The weevils got you’re corn crop?
BAILEY
No, the weevils got my parents.
CODY
(gasps) Those must be some mighty big weevils!
BAILEY
No no no, Joe and Edna Weevil, our next door neighbors, they sued us. They say they slipped on horse pucky, but I think that’s a load of pucky.
CODY
One day I’ve got to visit your town…wearing really big boots.
Bailey walks off.
***
Kirby and Zack are walking down the corridor. Zack is wearing his hall monitor cap and badge.
KIRBY
All right. Let’s go over your responsibilities when working the halls. Rule number one, makes sure all the students have hall passes.
ZACK
Yeh, I figured as much.
KIRBY
And then, well that’s it.
ZACK
Cool. My kind of job.
Woody walks by.
WOODY
Hey Zack!
ZACK
Hey Woodster!
KIRBY
(pointing after Woody) Zack? Why didn’t you stop him and see if he had a hall pass?
ZACK
It’s Woody. He never has a hall pass.
KIRBY
Then don’t let him by. Your job is crucial to the safety of this ship.
ZACK
Dude, I’m a hall monitor.
Zack turns and sits in a chair behind. Kirby moves to him.
KIRBY
You better take this seriously. These students have to be watched.
A student sneaks past behind Kirby. Zack notices.
ZACK
Uh Kirby…
KIRBY
I don’t want any horseplay in these halls.
Another student sneaks by. Kirby still doesn’t notice.
ZACK
Uh Kirby…
KIRBY
You have no idea what kids will sneak past you if you don’t stay sharp.
Another student carrying a fishing net and a life preserver sneaks past. Again, only Zack notices.
ZACK
Actually I got a pretty good idea.
KIRBY
When Woody comes through here you got clamp down on him like my teeth on a double cheeseburger with bacon.
Zack stands up as he sees Woody walk by. Woody is holding a plate of pizza. Zack steps in front of Woody.
ZACK
Woody, I’m gonna have to see your hall pass.
WOODY
(laughs) Yeh, good one Zack.
Woody goes to walk off but Zack stops him.
ZACK
No, if you don’t have one, (flips open his notebook) I’m gonna give you detention.
WOODY
But I got pizza. (waves it under Zack’s nose) I even brought you a slice.
KIRBY
Uh uh, (takes pizza) that’s bribing an officer. I’m gonna have to put this in the evidence locker.
WOODY
Is the evidence locker your stomach?
KIRBY
Maybe…
Kirby walks off with pizza. Zack and Woody look confused.
***
In the boutique London is looking through the rack of clothes as Bailey walks in. Bailey starts looking at the clothes. London then notices Bailey.
LONDON
Bailey?! (Bailey steps back surprised) What are you doing here? You don’t buy nice clothes.
BAILEY
(ignoring London’s comment) I’m here to apply for a job. Have you seen the owner.
London steps forward.
LONDON
Every time I look in a mirror, so a lot! (laughs)
BAILEY
What don’t you own on this ship?
LONDON
That dress. You look like a taxi.
London walks to behind the cash register.
BAILEY
Leave my dress alone.
LONDON
Hmm, bad attitude. I’m noting that on your application.
London starts to fill out an application.
BAILEY
Wait, so I have a shot?
LONDON
Of course! We’re roommates. This interview will just be a formality. So…name?
BAILEY
London?
LONDON
(gasps) That’s my name! (laughs) Address?
BAILEY
The bed next to yours.
LONDON
Do you have a criminal record?
BAILEY
Not yet.
London moves back towards the middle of the shop. Bailey follows.
LONDON
So what makes you think you have what it takes to work at (turns to Bailey) One Of A Kind?
BAILEY
Well, I have tons of sales experience. Every Summer at Kettlecorn I work and Buck’s Bate and Beauty Barn.
LONDON
Huh?
BAILEY
You know (clears her throat and starts singing) If you’re getting (???) too or itching to land a trophy trout it’s time to give Buck a shout. (stops singing) For all your worm and perm needs. (does jazz hands)
LONDON
You know a lot of people lie on their resumes. You should be one of them. I mean do you have any experience selling clothes?
BAILEY
Uh, would you count a hat that says “Do it for the halibut”?
LONDON
No.
BAILEY
Then no.
LONDON
(suddenly gets excited) You’re hired!
Bailey hugs London and bounces her up and down. London doesn’t look impressed.
BAILEY
Oh my God! Thank you. I’m so excited. I won’t let you down. What can I do first?
LONDON
Let me down.
Bailey lets London go, looking apologetic.
***
Zack is now wearing a full security officers uniform writing in his notebook. He rips off a detention slip. There are three students lined up next to him.
ZACK
Now.
Zack hands them their detention slips.
Don’t blame me you guys got caught. Had you snuck through the sewage flap and shimmied up the laundry shoot, you’d have saved us all a lot of trouble.
He waves the students away.
Now get out of here.
The three students start to walk off.
Oh, and next time. (points at one of the students) Don’t chew gum in my hallways.
Mr Moesby appears in the corridor.
ZACK
(to himself) Hooligans.
MR MOESBY
Wow Zack, I must say you are doing a great job as hall monitor.
ZACK
Thank you. You know it is kind of a rush when you catch them red handed. (Mr Moesby starts nodding in agreement) There eyes bulge out and they start sammering but but but…
MR MOESBY
(laughs) I know, I know and then they get that little bead of sweat on their forehead. (points at his own forehead).
ZACK
Right there. Right there. (starts shaking his knees) And then their knees…
MR MOESBY
Oh I love the knees! Love the knees! (They both sigh.) It’s fun isn’t it?
ZACK
You know Mr Moesby? I finally get you!
Mr Moesby is unable to speak from happiness. He hugs Zack. Miss Tutweiller runs in.
MISS TUTWEILLER
Mr Moesby! Don’t hurt him. (she pulls them apart) Zack? What’d you do now?
MR MOESBY
(slightly tearful) He’s changed.
Mr Moesby pulls out his pocket hanky which is instantly replaced by a new one. He dabs his eyes with the hanky.
I knew that putting Zack in a position of autority would put him on the right track.
MISS TUTWEILLER
Actually, (puts her hand up) that was my idea.
MR MOESBY
Yes, and I went along with it. Oh we are brilliant!
Mr Moesby walks over to Miss Tutweiller and hugs her. Miss Tutweiller seems a bit surprised.
MISS TUTWEILLER
Oh. Kay.
ZACK
Uh, no public displays of affection in the hallway. I’m gonna have to write you up.
Zack starts writing a detention slip. Mr Moesby and Miss Tutweiller look at him, unimpressed and slightly confused.
***
In the boutique Bailey is serving a customer.
BAILEY
Thank you for shopping at One Of A Kind. (hands the customer her clothes) Come back soon.
The customer leaves the shop and walks past London who notices she’s carrying something. She runs to check as the customer walks past the window.
London, I just made my first sale!
LONDON
How could you sell my clothes?!
BAILEY
(looking confused) I thought that was my job? You hired me as a sales girl.
LONDON
Yes. Because you were completely unqualified.
BAILEY
Ok, I’m confused. Why did you open a store if you didn’t want to sell anything?
LONDON
I think it’s obvious.
Bailey looks around, still confused.
Look, but if I must explain everything to you. Look, Daddy didn’t let me expand my closet but he was all for me starting a business.
BAILEY
So all these clothes are for your personal use?
Bailey takes a top off one of the racks, which London takes off her.
LONDON
Yes, I mean didn’t you notice they’re all my size and there’s only one of each?
BAILEY
Oh! So that’s why it’s called One Of A Kind.
LONDON
Wow you’re slow! Which, (walks over to a mannequin) is why Mary’s going to beat you out for employee of the month.
London starts talking to the mannequin
Hey Mary. How you doin’ today? Oh, you look great.
BAILEY
(waving to get London’s attention) Um, hi.
London turns back to Bailey
So if we don’t sell anything, I’m still getting paid right?
LONDON
Oh yeah, sure. Now get back to work (puts the top back on the racks) and remember, don’t sell, don’t sell, don’t sell.
London walks off. Cody enters the boutique and walks to Bailey.
CODY
How’s my beautiful Bailey’s comet?
BAILEY
Just get out of astronomy?
CODY
Yep, and between classes I have a few heavenly minutes to spend with you.
BAILEY
(giggles) Cody, I feel your gravitational pull.
A customer walks in.
BAILEY
Oh, I have a customer.
Bailey walks over to the customer that’s looking through the clothes.
I wouldn’t touch that. The dye will come off on your hands. Cheap.
The customer shrugs and moves on to look at a fur jacket
That’s rat fur.
The customer runs of as Bailey mimics a mouse.Cody watches the customer leaves and walks round to Bailey looking confused.
CODY
Well that was odd. (looks at his watch) I’m gonna be late for class.
BAILEY
But we never get to see each other and I don’t get out of here until right before curfew.
CODY
Then we’ll just have to meet after curfew.
BAILEY
(gasps) But curfew is…curfew.
CODY
Curfew be darned!
BAILEY
Why you wild mustang. No electric fence can corral you.
CODY
Grrr…(claws with his hand) or should I say neigh (mimics a horse).
BAILEY
I love this bad boy attitude.
CODY
Oh I can be bad. Real bad
Cody leans on the rack behind him and promptly falls over and screams. London walks in. Cody stands up with a feather boa round his neck.
LONDON
Did you just sell him that?
Bailey simply looks away. London grabs the feather boa off of Cody.
***
On the sky deck after curfew. Bailey and Cody are looking for each other.
CODY
(whispering) Bailey?
BAILEY
(whispering) Cody?
They spot each other.
CODY
Finally! Time alone.
They begin to run into each other in slow motion and put their arms out to hug. They then bump into each other and fall over. They start to get up.
BAILEY
(rubbing her head) That never happens in the movies.
CODY
Yeah can you check your forehead for your front tooth?
Bailey pulls Cody towards her.
BAILEY
Sweetie are you ok?
CODY
I am now.
They pull apart.
BAILEY
I can’t believe we’re out here under the stars, after curfew.
CODY
I know.
BAILEY
Kiss me Cody.
CODY
Ok.
They lean in to kiss when out of nowhere a flashlight is on them.
ZACK (vo)
Freeze!
They stop and look towards Zack.
ZACK
And keep those lips where I can see them.
Cody and Bailey pucker their lips towards Zack.
***
Still on Cody and Bailey when Zack moves towards them.
ZACK
Do you kids know what time it is?
Cody looks at Zack, extremely unimpressed.
CODY
Really Zack?
ZACK
That’s Officer Martin to you. You youngsters are breaking curfew, I’m gonna need to see some id.
CODY
Just pull out your id and look at it.
ZACK
None of your lip mister. I need your student number for the detention slip.
Cody pulls out his id.
BAILEY
I knew this was a bad idea.
Zack walks over to the desk.
CODY
I thought you liked the bad boy me? (mimics horse)
ZACK
Save your insanity defense for court.
BAILEY
I don’t have time for detention.
CODY
Ok, don’t worry. I’ll take care of this.
Cody walks over to where Zack is standing.
CODY
Zack, you can’t do this.
ZACK
Hey. You break the rules, (hands Cody his detention slip) you pay the price.
CODY
Since when did you care about the rules?
ZACK
Since I took my sacred oath of duty.
CODY
You’re a hall monitor!
ZACK
That’s right. That’s why I’m giving each of you one of these.
Zack hands Bailey her detention slip.
CODY
I can’t believe after all the times I’ve covered for you, you bust me!
ZACK
Hey, I didn’t write the rules. (shows the rule book) I just enforce them.
Cody takes the rule book from Zack.
CODY
After sixteen years you finally read a book and it’s this one
Cody throws the book overboard. He stops and listens to it fall then splash as it hits the water. Cody looks very pleased with himself.
ZACK
Ohh…You shouldn’t have done that. (points to the floor) Assume the position!
CODY
No!
ZACK
Don’t resist sir.
CODY
I’m going to resist all I want. (in a childish voice) I’m resisting, I’m resisting…
Zack pushes him over to the desk.
BAILEY
Don’t hurt him. He’s fragile.
CODY
I’m not fragile.
A couple walk by and stop to see what’s going on. Zack kicks Cody in the back of the knee.
Ow. Ow. You know I have a trick knee!
ZACK
(to the couple) Move along. Nothing to see here.
***
In the boutique Bailey is rearranging a dress on one of the mannequins. London runs out of the dressing room towards Bailey
LONDON
Bailey. There’s a customer in the dressing room. Go kick her in the shins.
BAILEY
But…
London pushes Bailey towards the dressing room.
LONDON
Just do it!
Bailey stops and turns to London
BAILEY
Don’t yell at me I’ve had a hard day! I have detention later, my job doesn’t make any sense and my feller’s a victim of hall monitor brutality!
LONDON
What’s a feller? Oh never mind.
The customer walks out of the dressing room. The customer looks at herself in the mirror.
BAILEY
Wow. That dress looks perfect on her.
LONDON
It sure does. Now go tell her she looks like a ham stuffed in a tube sock.
London pushes Bailey towards the customer. London leaves.
CUSTOMER
So, what do you think?
BAILEY
Well. Um. It might be…a little snug.
CUSTOMER
Really? I thought it was perfect. I was hoping my boyfriend was gonna propose tonight.
BAILEY
Aww…
CUSTOMER
And I thought for once I found the perfect dress. Maybe your…
BAILEY
Wrong! I’m wrong. It’s perfect on you. He’s gonna propose and you’re gonna live happily ever after with your feller. In that dress.
CUSTOMER
Well if your sure I’ll just go take it…
BAILEY
No!
Bailey grabs the customers arm while looking around to see if London is there.
Wear it out. I’ll have your clothes sent to your cabin.
Bailey pulls the customer towards the cash register. The customer starts to look through her bag.
CUSTOMER
Where’s my stupid wallet?
LONDON (vo)
Bailey? Did you get rid of that customer yet?
BAILEY (to the customer)
Uh, I’ll just charge it to your cabin. Just sign this.
Bailey passes the customer a pad. She then runs around to the front of the desk and as the customer is taking to long, takes the notepad and signs it for her.
BAILEY
Never mind. I’ll sign it. (hands the customer a slip) There you go.
Bailey pushes the customer out of the shop.
Go. Run, run, run like the wind!
London re-enters the boutique.
LONDON
Bailey? Did you just make a sale?
BAILEY
(feeling slightly guilty) It was for a good cause?
LONDON
That was my favorite dress. I want it back!
London starts to chase Bailey round the shop.
BAILEY
She already paid for it.
LONDON
And now you’re gonna pay!
BAILEY
She’s getting engaged.
London chases Bailey round the desk but bailey ducks down. London doesn’t notice and runs straight by her. London then can’t find Bailey. Bailey jumps up and runs out of the shop.
LONDON
Bailey! Wait. Oh oh oh…
London runs back into the shop towards the mannequin
Mary. Watch the store!
London then runs back out the shop after Bailey.
Bailey!
***
Zack is sitting in the corridor on Hall Monitor duty. He hears London and Bailey coming, sounding as if they’re running and points a speed gun at them.
LONDON
Bailey! I demand you to come back here!
BAILEY
You’re not the commander!
ZACK
Hold it ladies!
London and Bailey stop running and turn towards Zack.
Woo. Do you have any idea how fast you were going? I clocked you doing 5mph in a 1mph zone. Automatic detention. Plus you got to go to walking school if you don’t want this to affect your insurance.
BAILEY
Zack? I thought we were friends?
ZACK
When I put on this badge. My only friend is the law!
LONDON
Bailey, let me handle this.
London walks in front of Zack with a large wad of money.
ZACK
Is this an attempt to bribe an officer?
LONDON
It wouldn’t be an attempt if you took it.
Zack flips open is notebook.
ZACK
Running in the hall, bribery. You’re in a heap of trouble missy.
Zack hands London a detention slip the turns and hands one to Bailey.
Detention room. Three thrity. Be there!
London and Bailey start to leave.
LONDON
Don’t worry Bailey, Mary’ll bail us out.
Bailey throws her arms up in disbelief while Zack looks very satisfied with himself.
***
In the classroom, Zack is handing Miss Tutweiller a load of detention slips.
ZACK
Well, that’s the end of my shift. Kind of a slow day.
MISS TUTWEILLER
(looking through the pile of slips) If you have a busier day we’ll have to start making kids walk the plank!
ZACK
Good idea! As long as they walk not run.
Zack turns to leave. Miss Tutweiller quickly runs to behind him and shoots a spitball at the back of his neck.
Who did that!?
Zack turns around and Miss Tutweiller tries to look innocent.
***
Zack walks onto the sky deck, no longer wearing his hall monitor uniform. He walks towards some students.
ZACK
Hey guys!
The students instantly get up and leave.
Alright.
He moves to another group.
Whats up?
They also leave. He then move towards Woody who starts to walk away.
(pointing back towards the students) What’s with them?
WOODY
They hate your slimey guts!
ZACK
Thanks. Don’t hold back.
WOODY
Look Zack, when you became Hall Monitor you reached new levels of jerkosity.
ZACK
Jerkosity isn’t even a word.
WOODY
See! Only a jerk would point that out.
ZACK
Insulting an officer. That’s a detention
WOODY
You’re not even on duty.
Zack reaches inside of his shirt and pulls out a police badge on a chain.
ZACK
I’m undercover.
WOODY
You’ll never catch me Copper!
Woody runs across the Sky Deck towards the stairs. He quickly gets out of breath, unable to get past more than about five steps.
(out of breath) Ok, you win. Detention it is.
Kirby comes onto the Sky Deck and talks to Zack.
KIRBY
Tough day little buddy?
ZACK
Everybody hates me!
They both sit down at the juice bar.
KIRBY
Yeah. It’s a lonely life. When I first got into security I got so obsessed with enforcing the rules I even screamed at my Grandmama for getting into the express line with more than twelve items.
ZACK
I hate when people do that.
KIRBY
Actually it was just one can of peas but there’s hundreds of those little green suckers in there. My point is this is a hard job to get a handle on. The wise cracks, people shunning you and mama stops sending you birthday cards and chocolate covered pork rinds. (Starts to cry) The stress gets to you man! I used to have a full head of hair.
Zack strokes his hair suddenly looking very worried.
ZACK
I need to go talk to Moesby!
Zack runs off leaving Kirby crying.
***
In the lobby Mr Moesby is at his desk writing when Zack walks in.
ZACK
Mr Moesby? I can’t take it anymore.
He places his police badge on the desk.
I’m resigning.
Mr Moesby picks up the badge and looks at it.
MR MOESBY
I never gave you a badge. How did you get a Boston police badge?
ZACK
Long story but you probably don’t want your fingerprints on that.
Mr Moesby quickly drops the badge.
Anyway. I’m done with hall monitoring.
MR MOESBY
Why Zack? Why?
ZACK
Because I went a little overboard and now my friends wanna throw me overboard.
Mr Moesby moves from behind the desk to beside Zack
MR MOESBY
Look, Zack. I can’t help but notice that you tend to go to extremes whether it’s breaking the rule or enforcing them.
ZACK
Well what can I say? I’m a passionate guy.
MR MOESBY
Well there are other ways of convincing Mr Akapenny of your skills besides releasing a stink cloud. I mean can’t you find a middle ground?
ZACK
Like what?
MR MOESBY
You could just be a regular student who follows the rules.
ZACK
Well gee that sounds boring.
Mr Moesby just looks at him
Ok. I’ll give it a try. First I have to win my friends back by getting detention.
MR MOESBY
How do you plan to do that?
ZACK
I’ve already done it.
An explosion is heard followed by screaming. A large group of people run through the lobby.
MR MOESBY
Oh yes you have!
***
In the classroom, which is full of students in detention. Cody and Bailey are lying on picnic blanket.
BAILEY (to Cody)
Who would of thought detention would be the only place we could spend a little time together?
CODY
I guess we’re just both prisoners of love.
They lean in to kiss but Miss Tutweiller stops them.
MISS TUTWEILLER
No kissing in detention!
LONDON
Fine!
London blows a kiss to herself in her compact mirror. Kirby walks in with Zack.
KIRBY
Got another one for you Miss Tutweiller. It’s a sad day when you find out one of your own is dirty.
Zack runs to the middle of the class.
ZACK
Did you here that guys? I’m back with my peeps. No hard feeling right?
All the students start to gang up on Zack. Miss Tutweiller does nothing about it.
MISS TUTWEILLER
Coffee break!
Miss Tutweiller leaves the classroom.
***
Bailey walks into the boutique where London is unpacking some boxes.
BAILEY
Hey London. What did you wanna talk to me about.
LONDON
(sighs) Daddy found out I was using the store as my closet. Now he’s making me turn it into a real store and sell these.
She pulls a snow globe out of the box. Bailey takes it off her.
BAILEY
That’s so cute! I love snow globes. I have a Kettlecorn one where see a tornado blow a bunch of cows over a truck. Moo.
Bailey starts playing with the snow globe. London looks unimpressed.
LONDON
Charming. Well that’s why I need you. I mean you know about all the cheap chotskies.
BAILEY
Can I be nice to customers?
LONDON
Yes and I need you to start right away. Mary’s terrible at the cash register.
London moves to behind the cash register where the mannequin is standing.
This is all I get. (stands like the mannequin) All day! I am paying her way too much.
Bailey mouths the word Wow.
***
The Suite Life on Deck © Walt Disney. No infringement is intended through the transcription of this episode originally written by Jeff Hodsdson & Tim Pollock. Transcript provided courtesy of Megan, this episode was not transcribed by ME.
